Friday, May 28, 2010

My Brilliant Plan! Bwahaha!

Last night was my first night at McDukoo's.  I worked on the burgers in the back.  I now have an evil -- well, some might call it evil, but it is really a brilliant scheme to protect the world from the evil taste of McDukoo's burgers, and make them look for something a Lightsaber Cafe burger!  So, what I am going to do next time is to make a couple of burgers using the secret recipe of the Lightsaber Cafe Deluxe and then put an advertisement in the bag with the sandwich.  This way, they will KNOW what is real quality food.  Allow me an evil laugh...  Bwahahahaha!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010


I got rescheduled.  Tomorrow at 4 PM, I start my first day on the job at McDukoo's.  This will be fun!  I will go to the Jeddi Mart to buy my fake beard right now.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

I am now a cook.

I got hired!  I am now going to work undercover!  I start tomorrow.  The best thing is that they want me to work in the kitchen.  This way I can find out which ingredients go into each Big Mac and thus serve the jeddi council to the best of my abilities (and get little tidbits of burgers along the way...)
Anyway, Padmae's not so excited.  She thinks the job will be dangerous.  I disagree.  I mean, what could happen?

Friday, May 21, 2010

That Boy!!!

Well, as you readers know, Luke got that job at Lightsabers 'R Us in February. Well, yesterday, his truck was attacked by bandits.  I know I know...  In this day and age, it is unusual for bandits to attack an armored truck.  Luke has had a lot of training but he kinda got flustered and nervous.  He was especially scared because his backup gunner for the truck was on vacation so he was by himself.  So he called me for help!  That in itself is unusual!  Anyway, his old man came to the rescue and fought those bandits with strength and vigor!  I didn't get any of them, but eventually got conked on the head with a stout branch by of them that came up from behind.  Finally, when I came to, there was this guy in a pinstripe suit and a gray tie standing over me.  He smiled when I woke up and held his hand out to me.
"Grant Smorckthrust. CEO of Lightsabers 'R Us training videos."
I said, "Anikin Skywriter.  Professional lightsaber fighter and Jeddi knight."
I probably shouldn't have said that.  He smiled the type of smile that said that he was trying to contain an outburst of laughter and said, "We apologize for you getting knocked out.  We had to use you for a training video."
I must have looked perplexed because he said, "We worked out a deal with your son.  We told him that we hadn't made a video on what NOT to do during an attack from bandits.  So, we are paying him a little extra for this special help.  He acted the unprofessional armored truck driver; doing all the things you shouldn't do in a situation like this.  First of all, he let his backup gunner go on a break, so he was by himself.  Second, he got nervous.  And finally, he called an untrained civilian to protect him."
I was appalled!  My own son had used me for a video all for a little extra pay!  Untrained indeed!  I glared at him and I have to admit he looked a little sheepish...  This only reminds me that I may need to ban him from MY Xbox for a whole month or something.

Thursday, May 20, 2010


Today, I will apply for McDukoo's.  I hope they accept me.  Because, if they don't, I will be in hot water with the Jeddi Council.  Yikes...

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Finally Over...

Last night was our BIG play.  And believe me, it was a big deal.  Master Yoduh broke his sword AGAIN.  So he just grabbed a broom that was laying around.  I will never know why they had to have a broom as a prop in a Romeo and Juliet play.  Anyway, as a broom is more painful than a plastic sword, let's just say that Yoduh "killed" Tybalt quicker than we rehearsed.

I think we will be doing a couple more classes.  But the big play is done!

Anyway, the Jeddi have had a change of plans.  They got me a disguise and I am going to work under cover at McDukoo's.  Maybe I should sabotage the burger bins or something.  I just wish this fake beard didn't make me itch so much...

Monday, May 17, 2010

We Are Hopefully Ready!

Well, we finished all of our rehearsing and all that jazz on Saturday.  We will be doing the final play tomorrow night.  I am black and blue because of Master Yoduh's...ah, exceptional laser sword fighting skills.
Anyway, Master Obi-Won decided that I need to learn social skills.  So he talked with Padmae and they decided together that I need to work at a fast food restaurant.  So they got a position for me at Jeddi Mart Food Court.  Needless to say, I'm not enthused.

Monday, May 3, 2010

I Have So Much To Tell!

Well, on Friday, Ms. Glopinshorfindal gave master Yoduh an audition.  He and I battled with two plastic swords that she had.  He nearly lopped my head of three times and then broke his by stabbing me in the stomach.  Thusly, Ms. Glopinshorfindal decided that since Master Yo was a superior swordsman, he should be the protagonist in Romeo and Juliet.  This worked out well because (if you remember) Juliet is a LGW (little green woman) named Groda.  In fact, she is the same type of alien as Master Yoduh!  I thought I noticed the love light in Master Yoduh's eyes...but I was mistaken.  That was just "recognition" light.  Turns out that she is a long lost cousin of his that he had met years ago at a family reunion.  I always thought he was a loner...a man without a fam.  But apparently, he has some traces of family left.  He says that "close he and Groda were as children.  Good friends they still will be."  I'm happy that master Yoduh found some family.  I'm also happy that Padmae is happy because I will not be Romeo.  We will be practicing for this play a couple more weeks...intensely.  I'm going to try to keep all my belongings (i. e. every limb and finger and neck that is dear to me) intact...
If you don't read a post for two weeks, you will know why.  Please keep checking because I may be able to write some on the weekends...