tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33126755937438966812024-02-07T20:03:13.749-06:00Anikin's BlogAn alternate reality. In this story, the dark side never claimed me...my love of fudge did.Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.comBlogger406125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-9241264203703295502011-05-24T07:09:00.000-05:002011-05-24T07:09:07.218-05:00The Last PostWell everybody, you might be wondering why I haven't posted in MONTHS and MONTHS! Well, to be honest, nothing much has happened worth posting. My life may actually be going back to normal.<br />
Oh, but I must tell you. Lea will eventually have her baby. They have found out that it is a boy! They have even intimated what they are going to name him. Believe it or not, he will be named Anikin Solo! Wow! When they told me, I told Hon that the baby might even look like me. Lucky kid! But Hon didn't look too happy about the idea. Anyways, that is the only big thing that has happened lately. <br />
I know this may make some of you cry, but I am going to stop writing this blog. I think my life may take to new avenues. I might try my hand at gardening, I might write a book on how to be the most awesome jeddi in history, or I might just apply to be the chairman of the jeddi council. Well...maybe I can't do any of those things well. But I have decided it's time for my life to move on. I have really appreciated my readers' interest in this blog and I hope you guys have enjoyed reading it. Who knows? Maybe another blog with this same style of writing might show up sometime soon. But I am finished and have enjoyed it thoroughly. Thank you for your interest.<br />
Anikin Skywriter signing off. The force be with you!Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-40359879833982584512010-10-04T07:13:00.000-05:002010-10-04T07:13:52.465-05:00A Baby?!A couple of things have happened in the last several weeks that I neglected to write posts. I apologize about that...I have been super busy!<br />
Anyway, an update from the Kid-fisto and Luminarah<a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/09/new-plan.html" linkindex="183"> love story</a>, Luminarah has finally fallen for Kid-fisto! Let me explain: I suggested to him that we try a new strategy and buy Luminarah candy. I suggested those new chocolate covered peanuts (I love those!) but he seemed strangely unenthused and didn't want to follow my suggestion. He said that I had been enough trouble already. Imagine that! I do all I can to help him and doesn't appreciate it! Anyway, we sent her the peanuts with a note that said from Kid-fisto and I let it be to see what happened. The next day, I asked Kid and he said that they were dating now! I said, "Must have been those peanuts! The best way to win a girl's heart is candy!"<br />
He said that actually, she was allergic to peanuts and at one whiff from the bag, had started sneezing and whatnot. But she had felt so sorry for Kid-fisto, who being a simple guy, had fallen prey to the clutches of Anikin Skywriter and had come into mishap after mishap. (Those were her words, not mine...) It seems she did some investigating and found out from Ki Adi Mundee who was doing all this for Kid-fisto. I don't think counseling is my thing...<br />
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Anyway, now onto the really good news! Lea and Hon are having a BABY! I shall have a grandson before long! well, a little longer than not very long... But still, he's on his way! I asked them what they would name him and they said that even if they knew, it would still be a secret until his birth. (I hate it when people do that...) I suggested that they name him a J name. You know... PJ (Padmae Junior) or if it's a guy, AJ (Anikin Junior.) I don't know if they liked those ideas very much though.Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-25711651969996969382010-09-13T07:04:00.000-05:002010-09-13T07:04:57.371-05:00New PlanLately I have been counseling Kid-fisto to use the direct approach: buy Luminarah flowers. But this time, I'm going to try the smooth approach, since that is far more sophisticated (and Luminarah is <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/09/darth-sideous-gets-involved.html" linkindex="144">all tired</a> of flowers with weird bits of poetry on them.) The smooth approach is managing to get Luminarah in danger and having Kid-fisto save her! I consider it completely brilliant! So yesterday I went to the Sithe Superstore and I bought a couple of refurbished battle droids. They cost me a fortune but maybe Kid-fisto won't be too hard on them and I can put them in my room or something. Anyway, later on in the day, Luminarah was going on her daily walk in the park. I was hiding in the bushes. I turned on my droids and let them go. I had made sure that Luminarah did not have a lightsaber on before I did so. The droids began shooting their stun guns at her and here came Kid-fisto swinging on a rope like Tarzan. He let go at the wrong moment and went flying into the midst of the droids. While he was untangling himself (and getting stunned all over the place) Luminarah came in with her umbrella, wielding it like a lightsaber, and knocked those battle droids silly! Kid-fisto went home a defeated (and numb) man. I guess I can still recycle the remains of those droids...Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-51591740298005501132010-09-09T07:07:00.000-05:002010-09-09T07:07:23.779-05:00Darth Sideous Gets InvolvedHe would, wouldn't he? He somehow heard about Kid-fisto's <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/09/everbody-loves-flowers.html" linkindex="125">love</a> of Luminarah and we found out that he wants Kid to get married too. He must have an amazing brain! (Or that spy droid I saw yesterday may have something to do with it...) Anyway, he has ulterior motives for his desire that Luminarah marry Kid-fisto. Luminarah is a dangerous jeddi to the sithe and their droids. I guess he figures that if she marries, she would become soppy. I don't know how much truth there is in this, but regardless, he is now officially involved.<br />
Darth Hideous, his uncle who owns that <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2008/05/wading-through-water.html" linkindex="126">movie production company</a>, came up with some disgusting poetry and they sent her some flowers under Kid-fisto's name. The poetry went like this, "I think you are awesome, I hope our love will blossom."<br />
Bleah. They couldn't do better than that? Anyway, that was another bouquet that went into the trash...Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-76455980906120918052010-09-07T07:03:00.002-05:002010-09-09T07:01:30.109-05:00Everbody Loves Flowers!Well, as you know, Kid-Fisto wants me...okay, LET me counsel him in his love affair with Luminarah. Unfortunately, this is unrequited love. Luminarah doesn't seem to notice that he exists! Don't worry, the old Anikin charm will fall into place to help Kiddo! I suggested that he buy her flowers. He thought it was a good idea. So yesterday, we sent her a bunch of daffodils with a note: "From a secret friend you don't know you got, Luminarah, I like you a lot!"<br />
That bit of beautiful poetry was my doing. Maybe I should become a poet!<br />
Kid-Fisto wasn't too excited about it, but I told him that the poetry would just hit the spot! I didn't know how much...I saw Luminarah throw them in the garbage later and mumble something like, "It must be a prank." Women do react strangely to charm sometimes...Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-51669512135568995082010-09-06T09:49:00.001-05:002010-09-09T07:01:51.593-05:00It Fits Me, I Must SayWell, we're back! That was an exciting <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/09/busy-vacation-so-far.html" linkindex="16">vacation</a>! Already things are getting hectic back here!<br />
As you know, Kid-Fisto has a crush on Luminarah. Well, Ki-Adi-Mundee has decided that it is a hopeless case. (One of the things Mr. Lucas goofed on in making the movies was that Jeddi are not forbidden to marry, they are just not encouraged to as it normally doesn't work out. Jeddi tend to be workaholics.) Ki-Adi-Mundee gave up Kid because Luminarah is a serious Jeddi with no intention of living the rest of her life with a man...especially if he is Kid-Fisto; the poor guy isn't overly bright.<br />
Anyway, a person with my charm has this kinda thing down. I have now taken the job of counseling him. Wish me luck!Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-42130460555035014642010-09-03T07:01:00.000-05:002010-09-03T07:01:22.978-05:00Busy Vacation so farWe got here late Tuesday morning. I know, I know. That means it took us a total of 18 hours to get to the <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/08/larger-group-than-expected.html" linkindex="78">beach</a>. A normally 3 hour trip (by speeder) we took 6 TIMES that amount because of Hon!<br />
Okay...let me elaborate. The whole crew of us guys started a little late because Obi-Won suggested that we go to Jeddi Mart before we started. He said that he forgot his umbrella and the girls would look pretty silly if a hurricane came through while we were there and they didn't have umbrellas!<br />
I didn't mention that umbrellas wouldn't be a very sturdy protection against hurricanes, so we humored him. Then, we got started. Everything was going dandy until we got to this fork in the road. (Don't make a joke about picking it up...Master Quigone wore that one out...)<br />
Hon had Wendoogled it and he said that we should take a left. I said that that was impossible because my GPS said we needed to go right! He was adamant, but I, being the driver, made the executive decision and went right.<br />
Of course, we got lost. I kept trying to follow my GPS but I think the poor deary was lost! She had no idea where she was going! (I think I may need to get that thing repaired!) Anyway, I kept saying we should have taken a left and I kept retorting sarcastic things in return. Then Master Obi-Won called out, "Dinner time!"<br />
We went through the drive thru of a McDukoo's (don't tell Wendu) and continued to drive.<br />
Hon asked if I would give him a try at driving. I asked if he thought he knew more than a seasoned Jeddi. He said, "Just gimme the wheel!" So while we were switching places Chewy spilled his Diet Jawa Juice because of Hon climbing over him. (Don't tell Wendu that either. These are the Jeddi buses. I'll have to get it steam cleaned.)<br />
We drove and drove around and then we finally decided to go back to the fork and start by going left.<br />
It looked like we were going the right way when Obi-Won noticed that we were passing the McDukoo's we had stopped at before. He called out, "Breakfast time everybody!" (I think the owner of that franchise was delighted at the influx of business!) We ordered Chewy water this time.<br />
We got back on the road and finally arrived at the beach at 10:00 AM. I had to rest for a couple of days. I thought vacations were supposed to be restful! But thanks to Master Quigone's jokes about forks, my bad GPS, Hon for a navigator, Obi-Won with a constantly increasing appetite, and a Wookee with bad hands, I have had a very eventful "vacation" already! The moral of the story is: never carpool with this many people...Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-23493561715949787362010-08-29T07:37:00.000-05:002010-08-29T07:37:33.424-05:00A Larger Group Than ExpectedAs I have stated, tomorrow we are embarking on our quest for sun, relaxation, and enjoyment at the beach! Unfortunately, it won't be just our four person family...(okay, 5 if you count Hon who has become part of our fam.) Hon asked yesterday if he could bring his co-pilot. (Chewy) I said sure!!! Absolutely! But I mumbled under my breath that we may have to strap the big fella on top of the ship. Hon overheard this comment and suggested that we ship-pool. I said that would be a good idea! Luke, Padmae, and myself will go in our ship and Hon and his contingent could arrive by his ship.<br />
But, as plans so often have the tendency of doing, these changed. Obi-Won overheard where we were going and it turned out that he had rented a beach house for this next week too! So he asked if he could shippool with us too. I conceded but continued to calculate the increasing lack of room in our ships. Master Quigone wants to come too because he has a timeshare at this beach. He said, "What in this galaxy could be more fun than spending a whole week at the beach with this many people?"<br />
I don't consider myself a person possessing a large amount of intellect, but I believe I could think of a couple more fun ways to spend a week. But there was no turning back now.<br />
Now the grand total of people coming to the beach with us is Asoka, Padmae, Lea, Luminara, Luke, Master Obi-Won, Master Quigone, Chewy, Hon, Kid-fisto (when he heard that Luminara was coming) Wedgie, and Me. Because of the vast volume of people, we had to use the Jeddi buses. The fun thing is that the guys are going in one van together and the girls in another. Now, I'm no genius, but knowing girls, I think they will probably get there a couple of months before us...Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-64239867366196424872010-08-26T08:31:00.000-05:002010-08-26T08:31:20.229-05:00Something Happening...FINALLY!Finally something is happening to me! We are going on a family road trip next week. Luke's classes start the week after that.<br />
We are going to the beach. FUN FUN FUN! My GPS is causing trouble, but I think I will be able to get it working by then.<br />
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I apologize for the lack of posts for 2 months! I have now started again!Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-79443641936487804402010-06-29T12:26:00.000-05:002010-06-29T12:26:13.572-05:00Unexpected SurpriseWhile this title may sound redundant, it....is. But I sometimes feel that redundancy is needed for emphasis. Master Siri has hired me to watch the <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/06/changes.html">security videos</a> of the library to find out if any books have been stolen lately. They haven't, but as the video's come with sound, I have found a lot of different things...some I wish I didn't know.<br />
I found out that Master Yoduh and Master Wendu are currently arguing about the former's need to be in a nursing home....in several centuries or so. Master Yoduh's conviction is that he will be just as spry at 1300 years old as he is at 300. I will see how this one pans out.<br />
I also found that Kid Fisto has a crush on Luminaura. Master Ki-Adi-Mundee is counseling him. It appears that perhaps we may soon have another Jeddi to blaze the trail of mixing matrimony and the ways of a jeddi. Again, I will elaborate as I learn more.<br />
One more thing that I found out is that Master Obi-Won is fixing up a deal with a Miracle Hair Grow company to help them with their advertising campaign. As his hair is falling out, they figured he would be perfect. Jeddi are not supposed to have attachment, but Master Obi is rather attached to his hair. He figures this would be a great way to get some free Miracle Hair Grow (which happens to cost an arm and a leg at retail price.)<br />
I didn't know I would find such a wealth of entertainment just from taking the boring job of watching the security cameras. This is fun!Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-590319505906766172010-06-26T08:01:00.000-05:002010-06-26T08:01:08.937-05:00ChangesYesterday, we got back home from our <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/06/yesterday-was-first-day-in-our-jeddi.html">survival trip. </a>It was quite an exciting episode. I'm glad it's over.<br />
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It appears that Siri put some people to work so that while we were all gone, things would get done around the Jeddi temple. First of all, she scheduled the installation of security cameras because recently, books have been getting stolen from the Jeddi library. I just think that installing voice recorders on them was a little much. She also hired people to install a new gaming system in the recreation room. You won't be finding me complaining about that! Anyway, things never get boring around here!Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-48718292264697747892010-06-24T19:40:00.001-05:002010-06-24T19:40:00.629-05:0012 Jeddi on the LakeToday we had our Jeddi fishing trip. It went alright. We split up in four canoes. Master Wendu, Master Yoduh, and I were in one together. If you think that that sounds like a recipe for disaster, you are perfectly correct. Master Wendu and I don't exactly think alike, so our canoe spun around for about 23 minutes before we finally shot it towards the middle of the lake where the water is most abundant. Master Yoduh, being an old LGM and all, didn't do much rowing. He just gathered all the bait and put it on our hooks for us. When we got to the middle of the lake, all the Jeddi were catching magnificent fish and I was dying to try my luck. But I had a secret plan. I happen to know, after feeding all the fish in Watow's shop (he had them to entertain customers while he cheated them) that fish LOVE donuts. It doesn't matter if they get wet. Fish of all varieties love these fried beauties. So I scrounged up a quarter donut under the sand at the edge of the lake earlier today and then while on the canoe, I took it out of my pocket and put my hook and bait (oh what bait!) in the water.<br />
It appears that fish of all varieties have a deep liking for donuts. Unfortunately, the bigger ones happen to get to any major attraction first. We had a fish the size of master Yoduh in the boat with us within 30 seconds! He had about 60 teeth I could shave with and the meanest eyes this side of Hades!<br />
He was so big and for those who don't know, you can ONLY have 3 people in a canoe or else it will topple over. And topple it did!<br />
Master Wendu was in shock and was especially afraid because he has aquaphobia and (apparently) a phobia of large fish. Master Ki-Adi-Mundee's canoe with Plo-Koon and Master Obi-Won in it came over and helped us get our canoe situated properly.<br />
I think that something nibbled me down there because my toes have teeth marks. Anyway, that is the last time I spend a perfectly good Thursday on the lake!Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-10464658314705699952010-06-23T09:44:00.000-05:002010-06-23T09:44:43.169-05:00Search for FoodA gruesome tale, yes. But a necessary one if you are to understand how hard it is for 12 jeddi to camp in the wilderness. <br />
We began to be hungry yesterday after the <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/06/obstacle-course-of-course.html">picnic basket</a> that Master Obi-Won found emptied. So we collected bugs of every variety available. Master Wendu would have pulled out his hair if he had had any (hmm...that could be the reason he's bald) because he has been trying to get us to be "tough stuff" or rather, "outdoor's guys." We can claim that title if we are chicken of hunting. Anyway, the only variety of bug we could find was the beetle. A little crunchy, but they have a nice, salty flavor when roasted...very akin to chicken, I think.<br />
Friday is the last day of our camping trip. Tomorrow we will take a fishing trip. I don't know why, but I have a bad feeling about this...Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-38939335212097938792010-06-19T09:19:00.000-05:002010-06-19T09:19:04.069-05:00Obstacle Course Of CourseYep. It was very exciting. Master Wendu set up walls for us to climb over. He also strung a rope across the lake that we would have to crawl on. <br />
Master Obi-Won found an abandoned picnic basket and we all ate hearty for breakfast! The fried chicken was a little stale but nevertheless, it tasted better than any wild turkey or mongoose we could have killed. Unfortunately, I had more of the picnic delicacies than anyone else and I had a hard time climbing up the wall. Master Ki-Adi-Mundee helped me out and then we moved on to the rope. Everyone made it across except me. My weight caught up with my muscles about half-way across and I kerplunked in the middle of the lake. It wouldn't have been so bad if the snapping turtles in that area weren't so aggressive!<br />
Then we moved on to a race Master Wendu had set up. It appears this is what took him <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/06/pretty-boring-day-all-around.html">so long yesterday</a>. He made these traps that could fit a whole man and then covered them up with a thin layer of sticks and leaves. All the other Jeddi went so fast that when they got to the traps, they went right over them. Master Wendu wasn't disappointed, however. Mr. Fried-Chicken-Belly fell into about half of them. 2 hours later, when I got past the obstacle (and the rest of the Jeddi council had a good laugh) we moved on to the final test: standing on a ledge over the lake and having a Jeddi council member catch you. This was the true test of trust in other members of the council. We would be pushed off the edge by Master Wendu and then someone would catch us. Everybody was caught and saved from a wet landing. I, however, wasn't so lucky. Master Wendu pushed me off, I landed into Plo-Koon's arms and he was embraced heartily by the cold waters of the lake. Apparently, picnic food isn't the lightest stuff in the world.<br />
I don't know what we will do today, but I hope it will be a little less...tiring..........<br />
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BTW: Some may be wondering how I can write posts when I wasn't allowed to bring any electronics on this trip. Well, I smuggled a cell phone into my backpack. Master Wendu found it yesterday, but I told him that I only use it for posts. He didn't seem to mind.......Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-85435840460335386212010-06-18T07:21:00.002-05:002010-06-19T09:06:23.853-05:00A Pretty Boring Day All Around...Yesterday, Master Wendu spent the whole day working on an obstacle course for us to do. He said that it would <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/06/where-does-he-get-these-ideas.html">build our trust</a> in one another. The only negative was that he took so long that we began to suspect that he had made a beeline for the bus station 19 miles from camp. We were pretty bored. We weren't allowed to bring any electronics so my gameboy had to stay at home. I invented a new version of marbles however, using acorns instead of marbles. The only problem was that one never knew which way the acorns would go and he would have to use his force powers to pull it back on track. After we tired of that we sat around in lawn chairs bragging about our midiclorian counts. We were seriously bored! We haven't done that since I first joined the council. But as they say, desperate times call for desperate measures.<br />
Finally we got hungry so we rummaged in everyone's backpacks to see if anyone else had brought a <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/06/yesterday-was-first-day-in-our-jeddi.html">backup pizza</a> or something. No one had. So we roasted and at the acorns that we used for our game.<br />
Today promises to be more exciting. I just don't know how much.Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-70810647974705161082010-06-16T11:24:00.002-05:002010-06-16T11:27:46.406-05:00The Big Outdoors.Yesterday was the first day in our "<a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/06/where-does-he-get-these-ideas.html">Jeddi Camping/Survival Trip</a>" as we have come to call it after yesterday's events. It started out okay. Except for me having to carry master Yoduh because of his arthritis, we all felt pretty good. We had all 12 of the Jeddi council members (plus Luke) on the trip. Each of us was told to bring some necessities of life for the first day. After that, we would try to find all the provisions in the forest. (We are camping in the Itchy, Dark, Dank, and Prickly Forest of Nabu's north. I know it's a long name but don't look at me! Anyway, forests aren't exactly plentiful on Coriscaunt, so we had to come to my neighborhood.)<br />
Siri was told to bring the tents. Obi Won was in charge of the fire making tools. Yoduh was in charge of bringing flashlights for everyone. We didn't need weapons because (as I remember mentioning more than 8 times) every Jeddi with a brain the size of a lima bean or bigger is sure to bring his lightsaber everywhere.<br />
I was in charge of bringing food for the first day. After that, we would catch and kill every thing we needed. We'll see how that works!<br />
I brought Twinkies. I think they are very nutritious and give one that necessary energy boost that will enable us to complete this survival trip. For some reason, everybody complained about being hungry and I suspect that after I went to sleep, someone went out and killed a couple of wild pizzas or something. Why? Well, because the next morning I found pizza boxes under Ki-Adi-Mundee's sleeping bag.<br />
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This is hilarious! Well....it was at first. Master Wendu just found out he forgot his lightsaber! Remember what I said yesterday? Well, I reminded everyone of this and we all had a good laugh. But I think I laughed too hard because Master Wendu made me clean the dishes tonight. Rats.Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-28293375094009619262010-06-14T07:05:00.000-05:002010-06-14T07:05:04.451-05:00Where Does He Get These Ideas?I'm back! I took a break from my blog for two reasons. 1) Nothing was really happening. 2) Padmae was threatening to take me off my blog if I didn't help her around the house. So I figured that getting off would help settle things down.<br />
Anyway, Master Wendu came up with a great plan yesterday. He said that he had been noticing some rifts between Jeddi as of late (no, really?) and told us he wanted us to do something. He said that he had been visiting Lights Out Electrics the other day complaining about a bill he received. After he worked it out with the associate, he chatted a little and found that they were going on a office trip this weekend. They were going to camp out in the woods and their boss was going to make an obstacle course for them to go through. They would need to work together to get past it and it was going to build a little office support. He said that we should do that.<br />
Hmm...I wonder how this will turn out.<br />
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Hey! Did you notice I changed my theme for the first time since I started my blog? Tell me what you think by commenting on this post or writing me a post on facebook!Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-47190850232941561452010-06-02T09:36:00.002-05:002010-06-02T09:36:45.647-05:00A Super Big "Oops"!Rats! I made a huge mistake in my "<a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/05/my-brilliant-plan-bwahaha.html">evil plan for fast food domination</a>." I brought the special recipe for the Lightsaber Cafe burger to McDukoo's. But since I didn't want to make it there (some cooks might be watching) I brought the premade burgers in a cooler and told everyone that I had gotten a little ahead for that day. They all bought it and I put out those special burgers with a little advertisement. Unfortunately though, the burgers that I had gotten were about 3 Million years past their due dates. So all our customers got sick and now the Lightsaber Cafe is getting bad publicity. All this is because of one jeddi who forgot to check the label on some premade burgers. Let this be a warning to everyone out there: check your best by dates!<br />
Anyway, it's obvious that I was fired. Now I am going to have a meeting with the Jeddi council (probably to get a good lecture.)Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-19139735715385401972010-05-28T07:38:00.000-05:002010-05-28T07:38:38.234-05:00My Brilliant Plan! Bwahaha!Last night was my first night at McDukoo's. I worked on the burgers in the back. I now have an evil -- well, some might call it evil, but it is really a brilliant scheme to protect the world from the evil taste of McDukoo's burgers, and make them look for something better...like a Lightsaber Cafe burger! So, what I am going to do next time is to make a couple of burgers using the secret recipe of the Lightsaber Cafe Deluxe and then put an advertisement in the bag with the sandwich. This way, they will KNOW what is real quality food. Allow me an evil laugh... Bwahahahaha!Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-68548068240859357182010-05-26T09:50:00.000-05:002010-05-26T09:50:35.257-05:00TomorrowI got rescheduled. Tomorrow at 4 PM, I start my first day on the job at McDukoo's. This will be fun! I will go to the Jeddi Mart to buy my fake beard right now.Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-44262529956946949692010-05-25T10:12:00.000-05:002010-05-25T10:12:25.025-05:00I am now a cook.I got hired! I am now going to work undercover! I start tomorrow. The best thing is that they want me to work in the kitchen. This way I can find out which ingredients go into each Big Mac and thus serve the jeddi council to the best of my abilities (and get little tidbits of burgers along the way...)<br />
Anyway, Padmae's not so excited. She thinks the job will be dangerous. I disagree. I mean, what could happen?Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-57610724403543551362010-05-21T07:42:00.000-05:002010-05-21T07:42:48.843-05:00That Boy!!!Well, as you readers know, Luke got<a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/02/his-fathers-nerves.html"> that job</a> at Lightsabers 'R Us in February. Well, yesterday, his truck was attacked by bandits. I know I know... In this day and age, it is unusual for bandits to attack an armored truck. Luke has had a lot of training but he kinda got flustered and nervous. He was especially scared because his backup gunner for the truck was on vacation so he was by himself. So he called me for help! That in itself is unusual! Anyway, his old man came to the rescue and fought those bandits with strength and vigor! I didn't get any of them, but eventually got conked on the head with a stout branch by of them that came up from behind. Finally, when I came to, there was this guy in a pinstripe suit and a gray tie standing over me. He smiled when I woke up and held his hand out to me.<br />
"Grant Smorckthrust. CEO of Lightsabers 'R Us training videos."<br />
I said, "Anikin Skywriter. Professional lightsaber fighter and Jeddi knight."<br />
I probably shouldn't have said that. He smiled the type of smile that said that he was trying to contain an outburst of laughter and said, "We apologize for you getting knocked out. We had to use you for a training video."<br />
I must have looked perplexed because he said, "We worked out a deal with your son. We told him that we hadn't made a video on what NOT to do during an attack from bandits. So, we are paying him a little extra for this special help. He acted the unprofessional armored truck driver; doing all the things you shouldn't do in a situation like this. First of all, he let his backup gunner go on a break, so he was by himself. Second, he got nervous. And finally, he called an untrained civilian to protect him."<br />
I was appalled! My own son had used me for a video all for a little extra pay! Untrained indeed! I glared at him and I have to admit he looked a little sheepish... This only reminds me that I may need to ban him from MY Xbox for a whole month or something.Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-85060804959821189952010-05-20T06:54:00.000-05:002010-05-20T06:54:32.750-05:00Application...Today, I will apply for McDukoo's. I hope they accept me. Because, if they don't, I will be in hot water with the Jeddi Council. Yikes...Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-64737135133307066812010-05-19T07:33:00.001-05:002010-05-19T07:33:47.480-05:00Finally Over...Last night was our BIG play. And believe me, it was a big deal. Master Yoduh broke his sword AGAIN. So he just grabbed a broom that was laying around. I will never know why they had to have a broom as a prop in a Romeo and Juliet play. Anyway, as a broom is more painful than a plastic sword, let's just say that Yoduh "killed" Tybalt quicker than we rehearsed.<br />
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I think we will be doing a couple more classes. But the big play is done! <br />
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Anyway, the Jeddi have had a change of plans. They got me a disguise and I am going to work under cover at McDukoo's. Maybe I should sabotage the burger bins or something. I just wish this fake beard didn't make me itch so much...Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3312675593743896681.post-11748114099338466082010-05-17T07:31:00.000-05:002010-05-17T07:31:08.323-05:00We Are Hopefully Ready!Well, we finished all of our rehearsing and all that jazz on Saturday. We will be doing the <a href="http://skywriterblog.blogspot.com/2010/05/i-have-so-much-to-tell.html">final play</a> tomorrow night. I am black and blue because of Master Yoduh's...ah, exceptional laser sword fighting skills.<br />
Anyway, Master Obi-Won decided that I need to learn social skills. So he talked with Padmae and they decided together that I need to work at a fast food restaurant. So they got a position for me at Jeddi Mart Food Court. Needless to say, I'm not enthused.Storm Trooper 731http://www.blogger.com/profile/13348438182456408247noreply@blogger.com0