Crunchy and I have made a deal about the hole he made in our bedroom ceiling. As he is a handyman, I was going to hire him to repair it, but Padmae had other ideas... After that hole, she wants him to leave asap! So, I used my large mental resources and came up with an awesome plan! I asked Padmae if she would hire me to repair the ceiling. I'm pretty good at that! And yes, she JUMPED at the chance! So, I'm using the money that I will earn from this job and transferring it to the hands of Crunchy. Now wait. Before you deem me extraordinarily generous, let me finish! I am hiring Crunchy, with this money, to finish my chores this week! After that, I will only have THREE weeks of chores to do. And it would be awesome if I could worm my way out of those too!