An alternate reality. In this story, the dark side never claimed me...my love of fudge did.
better get me a really nice present.
You already know what to get me?
ah...well...uh...sorry, I will add you to the list......(forgot)
Get Lea a cool gun, give Luke power converters, give Padmae...well, I don't know. I'll think of some more. But these are JUST suggestions.