My Brilliant Plan! Bwahaha!

Last night was my first night at McDukoo's.  I worked on the burgers in the back.  I now have an evil -- well, some might call it evil, but it is really a brilliant scheme to protect the world from the evil taste of McDukoo's burgers, and make them look for something better...like a Lightsaber Cafe burger!  So, what I am going to do next time is to make a couple of burgers using the secret recipe of the Lightsaber Cafe Deluxe and then put an advertisement in the bag with the sandwich.  This way, they will KNOW what is real quality food.  Allow me an evil laugh...  Bwahahahaha!